tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-43033070810596300952011-09-05T18:18:46.570-07:00Strippy Comics has a blog now.Raminnoreply@blogger.comBlogger141100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4303307081059630095.post-7684853549190300172008-01-07T01:10:00.000-08:002008-01-07T01:11:18.383-08:00

Just thought I'd make myself exist on this blog in 2008. Don't want people thinking I'm dead.EXCEPT MAYBE THE IRS!!! ZINNNNNGG!!!THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY TEH TAXES GET IT LOLZLZ!?!?!11

Raminnoreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4303307081059630095.post-63327942138385320882007-12-14T00:40:00.000-08:002007-12-14T00:44:32.626-08:00

Why is it that whenever i go downtown and try to talk to girls about Megaman they ignore me.But when i want to talk about Warcraft or Final Fantasy they're all like "get the hell away from me".Wait...what?

Raminnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4303307081059630095.post-57340223006629978702007-12-12T23:00:00.000-08:002007-12-12T23:14:46.929-08:00

The weatherman for News 8 Austin is named Rich Segal. But his last name is pronounced "Seagull". I was surprised when I saw that he looked like this:This is what I thought he should look like:Sigh. Someday Rich Seagull will be my weatherman.

Raminnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4303307081059630095.post-3709421496146315662007-12-11T23:12:00.000-08:002007-12-12T00:05:10.208-08:00

Since I'm not a huge sports guy and still want to be recognized as manly, I invented Steakball: Man's Manliest Sport. I know what you're thinking: "Durrr, did you just take football and have people play it with a ball of steak instead of a football?"No.Well, yes. Except, at the end of the game instead of Gatorade you pour barbecue sauce on the coach.And all the names for things are different.

Raminnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4303307081059630095.post-61094002528151669022007-12-10T22:16:00.000-08:002007-12-10T22:20:04.148-08:00

I've submitted quite a few lolcats in my time, as have most respectable men. It's strange to think lolcats haven't even been around a full year yet. Even though there are NO bad lolcats (with the exception of those ones that use rabbits or non-cats instead of cats), I am particularly fond of this one. I have my hopes set high that this lolcat will make it to the Today Show and one day host

Raminnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4303307081059630095.post-38422344636476560012007-12-09T22:29:00.000-08:002007-12-09T22:31:25.147-08:00

In many ways, money is like a lawnchair...I'm not going to explain the analogy, you're just going to have to take my word for it.

Raminnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4303307081059630095.post-41879588568565923822007-12-07T22:54:00.000-08:002007-12-07T22:55:28.599-08:00

I went to Best Buy today to pick up Battlestar Galactica: Razor. There were two other dudes standing in the DVD aisle it was in. I find 3 copies left and reach down and take one, wondering if the other dudes will laugh at me for such a nerdy selection.Instead, one guy says "Oh, that's where it is!" and takes one.The other guy says "Sweet!" and takes the last one.We all go check out in the same

Raminnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4303307081059630095.post-66092312872923292082007-12-06T23:13:00.000-08:002007-12-07T00:06:13.741-08:00

Going to bed is the worst. I'm working on it, but I usually don't go to bed until 4am or so. I'm not "swamped" or an insomniac. There are just too many things you have to do before going to bed. Set alarm, take off clothes (yes, all of them...do it!), the whole mouth extravaganza; brush, floss, mouthwash... I like to combine the three and call it "floshing"...I just searched for "floshing" and

Raminnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4303307081059630095.post-670754322057446272007-12-05T19:20:00.000-08:002009-07-01T22:06:11.535-07:00

Scientists have developed units for measuring all kinds of variables such as mass, energy, velocity, brightness...the list goes on and on. But in the 50 or so years that science has been around, it has neglected units for measuring beauty and importance. Until now. After spending several weeks in the lab, I have developed Beautons, the unit by which beauty can be measured. I still haven't

Raminnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4303307081059630095.post-73816378698272220932007-12-04T19:38:00.001-08:002007-12-04T19:38:56.544-08:00

It's Wednesday...I don't think I've ever had anything to say on any Wednesday ever.

Raminnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4303307081059630095.post-53631460229537495112007-12-03T21:19:00.000-08:002007-12-03T21:28:28.482-08:00

I added Garfield to my iGoogle page and because of window's framing, the 3rd panel of the comic strip was always cut off...leaving me with pure comedy gold.Observe:Add Garfield to your iGoogle. The window always cuts off the 3rd frame perfectly leaving you with 2 Panel Garfield: Humor in its purest, most concentrated, uncut form.

Raminnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4303307081059630095.post-64259813301492131132007-11-30T04:43:00.000-08:002008-01-04T23:48:19.199-08:00

I don't like the Ocean's 11 series. The first one was good I guess, but did anyone watch 12 or 13? Yeah, I didn't either.Although I don't have the budget for this YET, I am working on what I think should be the next movie in the series. ACTION'S ELEVEN. Instead of the pretty, handsome, clever star-studded cast of Ocean's 11, it would star action heroes. Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Seagal, Van Damme

Raminnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4303307081059630095.post-64596582959887776722007-11-29T02:22:00.001-08:002007-11-29T02:25:35.990-08:00

The Strippy Store is back open just in time for the holidays! Incase you've been thinking of getting that special someone a shirt... or... a shirt!Shirts are $14.99 and shipping and handling is FREE.All orders include free stickers.Go here to check it out.

Raminnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4303307081059630095.post-91493971313152748822007-11-18T20:43:00.000-08:002007-11-18T21:05:40.024-08:00

Ok... let's start off by saying "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOPS!"Not only did I promise an update on 12/14/06 and not deliver for an entire year, but I didn't even answer to the inquiries of whether I was still alive or not. I have literally received a few thousand emails in the past year, and I really meant to get back to you people. But you know how it is. Right? Riiiiiiiiight?Well, maybe if I just start

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