Need a 2008 post

Just thought I'd make myself exist on this blog in 2008. Don't want people thinking I'm dead.

EXCEPT MAYBE THE IRS!!! ZINNNNNGG!!!

THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY TEH TAXES GET IT LOLZLZ!?!?!11

Downtown girls

Why is it that whenever i go downtown and try to talk to girls about Megaman they ignore me.

But when i want to talk about Warcraft or Final Fantasy they're all like "get the hell away from me".

Wait...what?

Rich Seagull

The weatherman for News 8 Austin is named Rich Segal. But his last name is pronounced "Seagull". I was surprised when I saw that he looked like this:



This is what I thought he should look like:



Sigh. Someday Rich Seagull will be my weatherman.

Steakball: Man's Manliest Sport

Since I'm not a huge sports guy and still want to be recognized as manly, I invented Steakball: Man's Manliest Sport. I know what you're thinking: "Durrr, did you just take football and have people play it with a ball of steak instead of a football?"

No.

Well, yes. Except, at the end of the game instead of Gatorade you pour barbecue sauce on the coach.

And all the names for things are different. Like a touchdown would be a "steakdown", a "fieldgoal" would be a "steakgoal", cheerleaders = "steakleaders", and so forth.

Lolcats

I've submitted quite a few lolcats in my time, as have most respectable men. It's strange to think lolcats haven't even been around a full year yet. Even though there are NO bad lolcats (with the exception of those ones that use rabbits or non-cats instead of cats), I am particularly fond of this one.



I have my hopes set high that this lolcat will make it to the Today Show and one day host Saturday Night Live... but only if it uses a time machine to go back to early nineties or late seventies Saturday Night Live.

Money is like a lawnchair

In many ways, money is like a lawnchair...




I'm not going to explain the analogy, you're just going to have to take my word for it.

Battlestar Galactica: Razor

I went to Best Buy today to pick up Battlestar Galactica: Razor. There were two other dudes standing in the DVD aisle it was in. I find 3 copies left and reach down and take one, wondering if the other dudes will laugh at me for such a nerdy selection.

Instead, one guy says "Oh, that's where it is!" and takes one.

The other guy says "Sweet!" and takes the last one.

We all go check out in the same line.

Let's face it, the best show ever has a name that scares off everyone who hasn't actually seen it. Battlestar Galactica. Just remember, there are no lasers, no aliens, and just great story and great acting. All other TV is suck in comparison.

Lol away.