Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Steakball: Man's Manliest Sport

Since I'm not a huge sports guy and still want to be recognized as manly, I invented Steakball: Man's Manliest Sport. I know what you're thinking: "Durrr, did you just take football and have people play it with a ball of steak instead of a football?"

No.

Well, yes. Except, at the end of the game instead of Gatorade you pour barbecue sauce on the coach.

And all the names for things are different. Like a touchdown would be a "steakdown", a "fieldgoal" would be a "steakgoal", cheerleaders = "steakleaders", and so forth.

3 comments:

Michael Foley said...

You are a genius.

vw. said...

hahahah strippy comics is great. i'm a little behind on checking it out... but really good stuff for the boring folks like me :)

Anonymous said...

that's pretty awesome. i have a few other suggestions though, look here:

http://www.supertightstuff.com/02/11/tightsports/8-of-the-manliest-sports/